Tuesday, February 16, 2010

SK8TER BOI

Sometimes you can’t shake the cliché. Of all the events in the Winter Olympics, which one would you expect to be the biggest draw for gay men? Men’s figure skating. Duh! And, yes, Thursday night I’ll be in the stands watching the men’s final.

I hadn’t planned to go to any of the events. Too expensive while I’m taking the year off my regular job to write. When my friend Ron called and said he had an extra ticket he was about to sell online, I leaped. Just a regular jump…no triples and certainly not a quad. The Olympic spirit had been ignited by the torch relay and further stoked by kd’s soaring rendition of “Hallelujah”. By the time the phone call came, I might have agreed to fork over a hundred bucks to watch a big screen at Hockey House. One hundred fifty for the men’s long program is a steal by comparison!

Of course it’s going to be a Gay Old Time. After all, this is the sport that brought us Toller Cranston, the Brians (Orser/Boitano), Rudy Galindo, Emanuel Sandu and Jeff Buttle. (How Elvis Stojko ever stumbled into the sport I’ll never know. Still, he was entertaining despite the fact the poor boy never understood that niche domain of figure skating fashion. He can offer support to this year’s derided Ukrainian pairs entry in the “Avatar” unitards.) I’ll be in a small contingent of gay men from Vancouver and it will be such fun to be in a group where I’ll actually be the least informed. Ron and another friend have already been to the pairs’ final and they’re known to plan vacations around ice shows. (Sorry, I can’t get excited about Nancy Kerrigan doing a double and aging Scott Hamilton doing a flip for the millionth time.) Moreover, I’ll get to reconnect with Danny, a former gymnast and friend I met when I first moved to Vancouver fifteen years ago. We lost touch around the time I found myself wading into a doomed longterm relationship.

I have a couple of things to do before the big night. I need to buy a teddy bear or two to throw on the ice, the figure skating equivalent to “Bravo!” and I finally have an occasion to purchase and don the omnipresent red Canadian mitts. If I’m going to be a cliché, I might as well do it right!

2 comments:

Miz Moffatt said...

WOW! That is so exciting that you'll be at one of the Olympic events! :D I can't wait to see Patrick Chan skate -- for months, he was the only Olympian I knew by name, so I'd like to see what all the fuss is about. ;)

Oh, and a side note -- I was shocked by how many people fell during the pairs skating event. I don't think I've ever seen THAT many dives before. You knew that the first pair to skate flawlessly would get a standing ovation at that rate.

I think the only thing better than the outfits the Ukrainian team wore was the commentary provided by Sale and Pelletier. I thought they were going to choke on their laughter.

Rural Gay said...

Yes, the pairs competition had too many ass-to-ice moments!

Sad to see Patrick didn't have the short program he needed tonight. I'm hoping, if he's out of medal contention, he'll loosen up and fully enjoy the moment during the long program.