Who you follow matters. Don’t schedule Bob Dylan to sing
after Mariah Carey. Don’t allow Paul Rudd to be a presenter after Brad Pitt.
Don’t let, well, anyone dance after Alex Freaking Wong. (Google the guy.
Start typing Alex Frea- and the search engine completes your thought. He’s
earned that middle name.)
Some acts are too hard to follow.
After the promising first dates with Tim, the next first
date with someone else was destined to disappoint. I don’t mean to compare. And, no, I don’t pine
for Tim. (When a guy says he’s not attracted to you, be it the truth or not,
it’s so much easier to move on—from the guy, if not the damaging statement.)
What does linger is a sense of true connection that can come when two people
meet. Something beyond strained pleasantries and the exchange of biological
factoids.
I should be glad that Griffin filled the unenviable deli
counter role: Next!
Griffin was never going to be the one. Sadly, I knew it as
soon as I stepped out of the café’s bathroom—a pre-date last minute check to
ensure I had no foreign substances stuck between my teeth. Yes, he resembled
his photos,…to a degree. But degrees matter. I felt no attraction. I ordered a
latté instead of a regular coffee to delay joining him at the table he’d staked
out. I needed to shift gears from hopeful to hospitable. Griffin is a painter
and, if nothing else, we could have a good chat about pursuing a passion in the
arts. That would be satisfactory.
Of course, I can be too hospitable. Coffee turned to dinner
followed by a visit at his place. No, not for that. (It feels like I’ll never experience that again. Sigh. The more time that passes, the more pressure
there seems to be.) We went back to his place to see his art and his dog. At
least, those were my reasons. He may have expected something else. Maybe that. (How would I know anyway?)
I should have ended the meet and greet when we were looking
at dinner menus and he said, “Not to sound racist, but—“ I mean, really.
Anything anyone says after that is going to be blatantly racist. A qualifier
does not absolve the speaker of saying something racist. And, yes, he did.
Something to do with too many Asians in Vancouver as a reason he’d never move
there.
So there I was,…hospitable and lacking a backbone.
In the end, we spent three and a half hours together. He’d
said, “So what do you want to do now?” Finally—yes, FINALLY!—I found my voice
and replied, “I want to go.” And I’d
known the ending after three and a half seconds.
I suppose I should work on my exits.
But at least The Date After is done. I am reminded of what a
bad first date is like. I have a buffer between that promising start from June
and the search for tomorrow. I can start from scratch once again.
