Yes, I am aware of my tired eyes. Beyond tired. If there
were a film crew in my area, they’d hire me as a zombie extra. Even if it’s a
movie that has nothing to do with zombies. Why pass up the opportunity? Just
let the zombie walk through the stable in “The Black Stallion” remake or the
labor movement exposé on migrant farmers. Be revisionist. Zombie mash-ups are
all the rage.
Okay, so I’m getting a tad carried away. (I love that word. Tad. I declare it the word of the day.
Somebody try to trend it on Twitter…after you slog through my rambling blog
post.)
The eyes have had it. I am going through a graver than usual
sleep challenge. And the effects are terribly unsightly. All that work to
maintain a youthful body goes unnoticed. Puffy, saggy, coon eyes upstage firm
pecs. I may have to borrow Shia LaBeouf‘s paper bag. If only the eye slits
weren’t so large.
And now you tell me I have to adjust my clocks. I have to
move them ahead. Lose an hour of sleep. Or, more precisely, an hour of
scheduled sleep time. You can’t cheer me up with the logic that there will be
other zombies in my midst, at least for Monday and maybe Tuesday. It’s
temporary. They’ll adjust. And, really, their dark circles are mere shades of
grey. I’ve got football-player blackness under my eyes.
Perhaps that’s it. I must adjust the zombie look. Buy a
helmet. I’ll be the fifty-year-old football wannabe. Never mind that I never
figured out how to hold that wonky-shaped ball. Never mind that I’m two decades
beyond any passable impersonation of a jock. And never mind that no one EVER
called me a jock, no matter how far back I go in my scrapbooking brain.
Oh, hell. It is Shia time. Pass the paper bag. I’ll wear it
well.
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